Welcome back to Cover Snark!

From MegCat: I didn’t know “Liar, liar, pants on fire” was quite this literal.

Sarah: Poor person. EVERYONE can see when an air biscuit hath been floated.

Poor Emma, engulfed in fart.

Elyse: Okay but where is his head?

Sarah: The helmet is cropped in such a way that it looks like he’s wearing a big Daft Punk mask?

Amanda: It’s 10 o’ clock. Do you know where your Emmas are? Everyone please check on your local Emmas!

From Carole: Trope combo of emerging man-titty and dragon OMG gold lame glitter bomb?

Thought those were his pitiful crooked wings at first, instead of them belonging to the cadaverous dragon. Can’t wait to see the comments on this one.

Sarah: I thought those were his wings, too! And I want to get this person some Eucerin immediately.

Lara: I think Zendaya wore that outfit to the Dune 2 press call.

Amanda: What are the “dragon rules”?

Sarah: “NO moisturizer EVER” is probably in the top 3, which is a shame.

From Leslie: Talk about B-rated horror movie villains along with B-rated photoshop. Did they shop at “The Cod Piece Emporium?”

Sarah: Do I want to visit Cod Piece Emporium to see how many I can identify from looking at decades of romance covers? Yes. Yes, I do.

Also, the top right green dude – does that look like Taylor Lautner (Twilight variety)?

Lara: He’s giving major Jacob from twilight vibes, if Jacob were an alien from Ancient Rome.

Jazzlet: I have concerns what is going on with his enormous upper arms and shoulders yet slim, almost tiny wrists?

Who does the white gloved hand holding his right wrist belong to?

How is her head connected to that body?

I am disturbed by all of these questions.

Elyse: What the actual fuck is happening to this woman?

Sarah: I think Calgon is taking her away

Tara: Is she alive?

Maya: It’s a historical m/f/disembodied gloved hand plus also, somehow, dragons.