Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Amanda: Ow my eyeballs
Tara: Even he’s looking away from it
Sarah: Individual Sarah Seeks Eye Doctor Appointment.
Those words are appearing on my lids when I close my eyes. It’s like staring at the sun.
Sneezy: I thought we were friends.
Elyse: I’m sorry, the what??
Sarah: What.
Amanda: Did they misspell tight end?
Update: That is a rugby ball not a football and tightheads are a rugby position. The more you know!
Sarah: I’m kind of enchanted that the rugby team logo is in Dunkin Donuts colors. Are the Lincoln Knights sponsored by Dunkin?
Sneezy: The shadows almost make the cover look like it has bisexual lighting. Maybe Dunkin is bi too.
Sarah: I cannot stop laughing.
Amanda: This feels like a very specific shade of 1970s orange.
Sarah: It’s so funny.
A very clear case of “this may be a book you remember with fondness, but this cover is not aimed at you.”
Tara: That’s exactly what it is! It made me raise an eyebrow.
Sarah: Like a high school theatre production poster.
Sneezy: I had a questionable beverage that colour once, probably.
From Kathleen: What is his face doing? The expression, is he in pain or upset? Please advise!
Sarah: The dog farted. And those things, they don’t break up or dissipate. They hang like a noxious cloud visiting each person, and the cloud just reached him. There is no escape from dog fart cloud.
Also I thought at first glance that it said “The Profecfor.”
Sneezy: Maybe there’s a smol scent spritz thing in his necklace that was supposed to fight the cloud but made it worse.